I know, but……

I know what  I said in my previous post, but I tell myself its only this little bit of jokes that made me smile at the monitor. No update, just a few random jokes I found Enjoy!

 

1. HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a
name of his
country and his mistress ask him* *
‘In Dear?’…

 

2.SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes
you have to be
satisfied with self-service‘

 

3.ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.* *
‘Your name pls’?
‘Abdul Aziz ‘
‘Sex? ‘
‘Six times a week!! ‘
‘No, no, I mean male or female! ‘
‘Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !’

 

4.GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

I’m bringing back the tie-dye trend!

Oh yes! And my colour of the moment is black and grey and white. It’s an absolutely horrible selection of colours, but since I accidentally “dyed” my clothes in the washer with my brand new BLACK Muay Thai hand-wrap – I’m bringing back the trend! Soon people will start copying me – wearing these fanta-bulous outfits! White panties turned army blotchy grey, tri-colour towel turned smoked-coloured, light beige shorts turned grey. Good thing my other items were mere house clothes – clothes that nobody see me wear at home. Sheesh! This is the 2nd time this year for me to have made this same mistake – putting in dark-coloured, NEW and UNWASHED items in the  same wash as my other clothes. Sigh~~~~!

 

Anyways, I’ll be on hiatus here and on Facebook for a month starting tomorrow (can’t be TODAY since I AM STILL HERE right?? lol). Due to my rushing to do SOMETHING VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT and I just realized that my deadline is TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!!!!

 

But I’ll still be on MSN and Lowyat at random times – once a day for a few minutes to do some stuffs. Wokay, that’s all.

 

(p.s. This December 31st, I’m gonna eat that Baskin Robbins by nook or by crook.)

 

(p.p.s. I WANNA BE PEDO AND WATCH TAYLOR LAUTNER SHIRTLESSSSSSSS ROOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

 

(P.P.P.P.s Okay went a little nuts there – but I just have a thing for baby-faced, cute guys who happens to have a buff bod as well. I’ll just be stunned and start gaping like a fish out of water. Altho Taylor Lautner doesn’t really have a baby-fied face – he IS after all – 16 years old still. If you are a police and reading this, please don’t arrest me. I only fantasize about being incredibly pedo but I never ever thought of being one in real life. =Pp OK the ex-boyfriend does NOT count =Pp)

A nice random quiz

The questions are totally random, as in it is generated by a program that spits out questions at random – I have no idea what it’s gonna ask next! You try it!

 

1. Do you trust Eric Lim?

About what? Yes ler yes ler

 

2. Hot Marilyn on Eric Lim action – Yes/No?

Holy crap! I can’t imagine LOLOLOLOL

 

3. What’s Darren Chan to you?

He’s a nice guy, kinda tall and skinny hehehehe… And he’s gonna belanja me Baskin Robbins ar! Blleeeekkkkk~~~~~ p

 

4. What would you do without Jun Yit?

Well I have less one birthday party to attend :/

 

5. Can Kien Hin be bad influence?

To whom?:P Not me:P Nala Uncle is a good guy

 

6. What do you think of Lee Yee?

My bestest best since Standard 4 – and she has really really perfect, Pantene-like hair

 

7. What is one thing Lok Hui Ying isn’t exactly made for?

Anything soooooo not Paris Hilton But on the intelligence side, kalah Ms Hilton definitely

 

8. Have you dreamt of Wai Fon before?

Yes, just last night! She had 3 90s for her LLB exam – kalah Chan mannnnn!!! But yeah, I remember being so amazed by her results – I woke up.

 

9. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Aiwei and Jun Yit! How will it go?

Aiwei’s gonna bring her Jay Chou along and leave me and Jun Yit to play on the rides by ourselves ahahahahahah

 

10. If Mike Lean were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?

Hmm…. I have no idea….

 

Wokies! That’s all! Hope you too have fun trying the quiz too!

 

 

 

 

Cut my Hair!

Well, not YET – but I want to. One of these days.

 

I’ve been thinking of cutting my hair. Get rid of the tangled mess at the ends where they (the hairs lol) can’t decide whether to curl this way or that way, resulting in the visualized version of the word “haywire”.

 

Does my sentences make sense to you? (“You” as in the Reader of this post, not any specific person). It’s been sometime since I’ve been reading my beloved literature (I’m referring to novels of various genres – NOT law textbooks – to be clear ) and my sense of the English language has gotten worse over time. I don’t speak it well nor am I able to write it well. (Now and then I get ideas for fiction and I write then down in summary form.) I visualize the scene and plot in my mind, but putting it down in words is another thing altogether. I have to think of the correct or most concise word to use to describe my thoughts. The Firefox spell-checker is very helpful indeed.

 

Anyway, back to the hair-cut issue. My inspiration is none other than my idols of the moment – The Veronicas! Their style of pale white skin, kohl-ed eyes and red or pale or pink lipstick makes them look BOOMZ! (Sorry, can’t resist the Ris Low parody XD ) Anyway, I’d like to style my hair like the black-haired sister in the following video – the latest version of 4ever. Take a look!

 

 

It’s not as long as my current hair, but it’s alright, it’s high time to cut off those confused frizzy ends anyway!

MOAR!!!!!!!!

After drilling – I’d like some chilling. Wait scrap that. After drilling – I’d like some banging!!!!!!!!

Don’t get it?

After studying – I’d like to relax by listening to my fav music. Take me away~~~~~!!!!

Now I think I get why clubbing is popular in cities. People work hard in the day and release pent-up stress at night by dancing away to beats that take all else away. Some people prefer singing at karaokes – but to me – since my singing isn’t too pleasant save to myself (of course! Muahahhaha) – I’d like to work it out by some dancing to fun beats.

My mum said I used to be hyperactive when I was young, but I’m so quiet and still now like a zombie. Yes, she says that. Little does she know. Little does anyone know of Poh Ching’s alter ego who shall remain nameless because she doesn’t need fancy names and therefore have split personalities disorder. OK lame joke but hey whatever!

OK bye.

Stolen emails?

I just realized that I’ve lost LOTS of emails addresses from my Yahoo email account! Now I have to go collecting all those emails back, which isn’t easy… WTFish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK thats all.

Update!

Actually, I do have memories to update and philosophies to ponder. BUT I’m just to freaking lazzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to bloooooggggggggg. Hence the extra retarded long version of “lazy” and “blog”.

But doncha worry. I’ve noted down stuff to blog about (as in titles, references..) so that in future, I MAY blog about them nicely plus gorgeous photos of mua ad nauseum. Suka tak?

LOL. OK I’m gonna bath and then buka buku baca tulis memorize. Nitez!

Once in a while

I am human. I’m not an angel and never claim to be one. Sometimes I just pop. Just because I am quiet and docile doesn’t mean you can go on like that. Sometimes its so bad – crazy thoughts appear in my head. Sometimes I don’t want to be on the moral ground anymore. But then again, who am I to judge a person? Sometimes it just seems like the right thought to have. You act that way – how could a reasonable person think otherwise? The world revolves around you, you don’t or can’t listen, and you are so backwards. Open your eyes, mix with other people and widen your mind. What you think and believe in when you were younger isn’t the same as it is now. Like someone always say – read some books!!!!! At least some general knowledge book if not some self-help book! wtf! Stop thinking the world is against you! It is NOT! It’s all in your twisted little mind!

Sometimes I agree with Someone. You are indeed in your Own Little World. Totally Out of the Norm.

Yet, by nature I am bound by morality to respect everyone. It’s a conflict in my mind – who am I to judge you? To respect someone is to not judge him or her. Everyone is an individual unique to themselves but what is the line that draws the norm from the insane? With no certification in psychology – again who am I to judge, the little knowledge I gained from the few books on psychology?

I’ve read somewhere that persons who are insane do not know that they are – because their sense of normalcy is different from what same people perceive of as the “norm”. So, finally – I’m not going to say anymore – whatever makes you happy, be that way. I am treating you as one who is ill – Alzheimer’s perhaps? Or perhaps the degradation of the mind has begun earlier for you than for others. It is said that people “go back” to their childhood when they reach old age. It’s OK, I am young and fit, I will take care of you. Like taking care of the elderly (and now sickly) Bullmastiff at home, I shall care for elderly (and also sickly – it’s scary the rate the human body can age you know :/ ) human as well. Hush now my dearest, my darling dear. I’ll do my damnest to understand. I used to be shy and embarrassed about it. I know better now. I’m sorry, darling dear. I will humor your bursts of madness as well as your bursts of euphoria. I try my damnest not to judge – but for my own sake, this is what I have to do to get on and moving in my life. I won’t desert you. Screw me as much as you like, my Darling dear.

(P.s. Whoever is reading this – its not whoever you think it is. Don’t bother asking I’m not telling anyhow. Cheers.)

Down

As per the title. And I shall for now conveniently “forget” about it and do silly quizzes. Why? Because I want to. Keep my mind off the bad thing. ON hindsight, at least I made space just in case something like this happened. No it’s nothing about people, its just something that I dowana talk about just yet.

So there. Random quizzes again. These are rather accurate. (IMHO). I sat “rather” because there are a line or two here and there which are off the mark – but the line is too laggy for me to comment much. Anyway, here goes!

Your Heart Craves Love

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved. You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything… no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You’ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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You Are Trusting In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to give more than take in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you’re with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don’t try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren’t loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

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It’s Rather Easy For You to Fall in Love

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships. You expect a lot from your lover – you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails – or at least you’d like to think so. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

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Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you’ll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You’ve loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn’t mean you’re a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You’d like to believe in true and everlasting love… But you’ve definitely been burned enough to know better. You’re still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn’t mean you’re dependent in relationships. It does mean that you don’t have any problem sharing your life. In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

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Your Love Style is Pragma

You believe love is logical – or at least it should be You’ve thought a lot about what you want from someone And to say you have a checklist would be an understatement You may even have a plan for how you will fall in love All you’ve got to do is meet the perfect person!

What’s Your Love Style?

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Your Ex is Narcissistic

Your ex thinks they’re the most important person in the world and couldn’t care less about anyone else. Your ex definitely has a god complex. People with narcissistic personality disorder want total power, lack empathy, and are very arrogant. Sound at all familiar?

What’s Wrong With Your Ex?

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You Fight Fair

For you, a fight is not about proving you’re right. Instead, it’s about discussing and resolving difficult issues. You don’t look for fights, but you don’t avoid them either. You realize that clearing the air is good, when you go about it the right way.

Do You Fight Fair?

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You Are Pretty Happy Being Single

You have a full, fun life. And you definitely don’t need love to be content. Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you’ve been single for a while. But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You’re life is too good to settle for anything!

Are You Happy Being Single?

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Men See You As Understated

You are an intriguing mix of girl and woman. You’re feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men. Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don’t know you. You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know well

How Do Men See You?

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You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you’re very thoughtful But you also haven’t stopped thinking of yourself You’re the perfect blend of independent and caring You’re a total catch – make sure your guy knows it too!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

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You Are A Professional Girlfriend!

You are the perfect girlfriend – big surprise! Heaven knows you’ve had enough practice. That’s why you’re a total pro. If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you. You know how to act in every situation … to make both you and your guy happy.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

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You Are a Good Student of Men

You’re pretty good at knowing what men are thinking But you’re not dead on 100% of the time Let your guy off the hook sometimes… because you may be reading him all wrong!

How Well Do You Understand Men?

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You are Totally Realistic

“Romance” means you’re about to roll your eyes Seriously, you can do without the sap or drama Save it for someone who has nothing really going on in their relationship For you, love is real – and easily integrated into your life You don’t need candles, flowers, or chocolates to know he’s the one Just some stimulating conversation… and maybe a great smile.

Are You a Romantic or Realistic Girl?

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Your Love is Based on Commitment

You believe that love is something that develops and grows. You don’t believe in love at first site, and you never mistake lust for love. For you, love is about mutual devotion, respect, and understanding. You don’t feel comfortable in a relationship, unless you’re both in it for the long run. Why your love can last: You don’t take commitment lightly – or leave relationships easily Why your love can fail: You’re so committed, you often can’t see the most obvious problems in your relationship

What Is Your Love Based On?

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You Are Picky When it Counts

Like most sane women, you want a great guy who will treat you well. But you’re also willing to put up with a few flaws in your Mr. Right You should congratulate yourself on having a realistic approach to dating. You probably have quite a few great guys you can date!

Are You Too Picky When It Comes To Men?

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Maybe You Would Pick Your Sweetheart Again… But Maybe Not!

It’s a tough call. Your relationship definitely isn’t what it used to be. Things between you and your sweetheart are okay, but somehow, it’s not how you would imagined it would be. Try to talk to your partner about your relationship. Communicate what you need. Things aren’t perfect, but you may want to work on the relationship while it still has a chance.

Would You Pick Your Sweetheart Again?

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You Have Very Healthy Relationships

You are an amazing friend, partner, and family member. You always take other people’s feelings into account, and you’re never selfish. Your relationships are based on mutual respect. You respect the people you love, and you only love people who respect you in return.

Do You Have Healthy Relationships?

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You Are Buttermilk Pancakes

Your prefer traditional, old fashioned foods. You shy away from anything fake, and you like meals with simple ingredients. It’s not likely someone would find margarine or diet soda in your kitchen. Instead, someone might find a loaf of homemade bread baking or a soup simmering.

What Kind of Pancakes Are You?

I’m praying. I’m praying. I’m praying :’/ Fuiyoo takutnya~~~~~~~~!!!!!

Dear God, please pass me and I will DO ANYTHING!!!!!!! I PROMISE TO STUDY HARD HARD FOR MY 3RD YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >,<

SOB SOB.

If I freaking pass my 2nd year, I’ll throw a party!!!!!!!!! Before that, I’ll go down on my knees and pray and thank God for the miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So pRAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!! Come on everyone, pray with me!!!!!!!!!!! Dear God, make Poh Ching sail thru her 2nd year exams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She promises to work her butt off (like she has any to work off in the 1st place) for her 3rd year if she pass!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not asking for 1st classes just lemme PASSSSSSS (Well a 2nd class or two wouldn’t hurt )!!!!!!!!!!!! Tutup mata and pray. Ahah I see you smiling over there – I say get on your knees and pray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!