When someone is so nice to you…

Posted in Random, Updates with tags on February 9, 2010 by Poh Ching

how do you reject them?

I’m not talking about guy or girl “proposing” to each other, but in a more general context. For example, there;s this couple of tourists from some Western country traelling around to random places to promote the Jehovah faith (Jehovah Witness?). I’m not against them or anything, but how do I reject them when I have something else to do? Like my mum – she has to fetch my bro for his needless tuition classes. How does she then extract herself from these people requiring her attention?

It isn’t easy to do so, because these people are genuinely kind and nice people – who are spreading their religion bona fide, not because of some twisted motive like recruiting people to become suicide bombers =.= IN our Malaysian hot and dry weather, these people walk around under the sun with their pale white skin (Ow, I’m pretty sure it burns – unless they are interested in getting partially tanned, which I don’t think so because they are really fair of skin – no freckles, no tan lines – traits of people who live in cold climates.) to promote their religion.

So how does one go about rejecting these kind and sincere persons nicely without hurting their feelings? =S

I LOVE YOU, ABSOLUTELY LOVEEEE YOU TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!

Posted in Cwappe, Random, Riddikulus! with tags , on February 9, 2010 by Poh Ching

Pictars pictars pictars!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR shaddup don’t say a word just LOOK, STARE, OOGLE, DROOL. VISUAL FIESTA OF HOTNESS!!!!!!!!! (Damn bimbo but I don’t care when it comes to TAYTAY!!!!!!!!)

The young skin is bedazzling me...... (Not shaggy, pokey skin like Patty-son's)

Hi........... *wipes drool*

DAMN LOOK AT TAYTAY RUN!!! *I forgot how much I liked watching seksi guys play sports... He's no badminton seks-pot but he's BLARDY HAWT. Run TayTay, Run!!!

A flying shot!! DAMN this is a challenge to Peter Gade's flying shot!! (see earlier posts on badminton guys)

Zis is PERFECTION

My new desktop wall

I want i want i want i want i want all i want for christmas and my birthdays and whaever day is Taylor Lautner i want i want i want

OH MAI (insert bad word here) GAWD LOOK AT THOSE DAMNED SHAPELY BICEPS I'M GONNA MURDER PEOPLE OUT OF FRUSTRATION NAO------- I have this weakness for guys with shapely biceps (not fats which some guys claim are "muscles" pffft)..... YER YER YER I mish having my very own pair of shapely biceps liao =S

TayTay, I demand you remove those offending sunnies. YOU HAVE A HANDSOME FACE SO FLAUNT IT DAMNIT!

TayTay: Come on, you know you like me anyhow, don't you? Because I'm freaking HAWT and YOU KNOW IT.

Syok sendiri time!

Posted in Cwappe, Random, Riddikulus! with tags , , , on February 9, 2010 by Poh Ching

I had something to say, but I forgot right after my dinner. =.= Super short-term memory, but if you asked to to remember things that happened years ago, I could recall every bit of detail. ggrrrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr….. SOCKS (wrong spelling intended) for a law student!!!!

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Why do I blog? Certainly not to garner attention. I blog because I get these random thoughts in my head and I don’t have anyone to tell it to any time I want. My blog used to be terbantut back then because I had a sounding board, but now I don’t. Pffffttt. So, I blog to myself. I have a monologue with myself, then I feel satisfied. =.= This inane mood to talk is just… So me. =.= When I was younger, I used to keep diaries to write everything that crossed my mind. When I read them now, I am amazed at my own skill in the English Language. I freaking write with correct spellings, grammar and vocabulary. I remember looking up the dictionary and thesaurus to find the right term to express myself.  I was probably in primary school that time. MY Engrish damn the power lor! Now my Engrish is like so the merosot like cwap.

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Oh now I remember what I wanted to blog about! HEHEHE

PC’s Look-Alikes (Hints given – look at the pictars supplied below each anagram! Easy-peasy one =P)

Camber Hia

Ohhh such a sultry pose ~~~ Imagine me doing it =.= King Kong also run =.=

This is the real deal. Scroll down for the shittious version.

The Guess poster I used to see in malls

The day I ever get flawless, porcelain skin like hers is in my dreams =.=

She's always so gorgeous - I'm getting jealous =.=

With a fringe. I tried the bangs style for awhile then gave up maintaining it.

A less glamorous photo of Miss Perfect. But still pretty wannnn T____T

Eh. We do have something in common: Airport chest!!! =.=

A side view..... I ish jealous cuz I don't have nice side view pics wannn T_______T

If I pose like that look good or not ah?


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Joliena Angel

Her when she is a little younger.. Nowadays she looks kinda matured =P

She's also bony wert... No one complains... Oh maybe cuz she still has front bumpers

This pic just reminds me of vampires hahaha

I where got look like er T___________T

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Foxxy Megan

OKay guys you may drool at your own risk - mopping up drool is entirely your responsibilty

That face right, makes wearing casual clothes look HAWT. And Imma girl. *I ish jealous liao*

Hey, we share thick eyebrows too!! =P WHO's DA MANNNN???!!!!!

See caption for pic above. =.=

The Innocent but You'd Better Watch It Look

One day, I'm gonna pose just like that - but with my dog instead of a cat.

Imma T-shirt and jeans girl too - but noone drools over me like they do her =.=

I fancy that my current hairstyle is like hers *syok sendiri 100%*

Nah identical twins born from different mothers and different fathers

The bedroom hair - my mom will nag at me if I walk out of the house with hair like this

Notice how I didn’t put any boobie pics? I’m talking about the FACE, not the BODY. =P

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Eonhart Squalle (HINT: My FAV FF character after Cloud!!!! MUAHAHAHA)

I like Sephiroth - the Ultimate Evil Tyrant mannnnnn =P

Okla I'm not as tall as him (5ft 8") lol

My fav image of him =)) Dark hair, fair skin, and great fashion sense, plus perfect hair! What more can I ask for? And I think gunblades are AWESOME!!

Look at that handsome face =P

Hi Handsome...... The only guy who can beat his Handsome-ness is Cloud Strife. (The Advent Children version okay. lol)

Yer look at his innocent face >___< Bey tahan liao wana pinch his cheeks!!

Unscramble the anagrams to find out who people have said I look like (or syok sendiri =P) Do you agree or not??! BLAHAHAHAHA

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Oh don’t forget Cullen Warded on account of our immense eyebrows =P *ceh damn bangga with my supar-thick eyebrows*

This scene is romantic wei T______________T Jealous bcoz I don't have a Valentine =((

From fresh-faced model boy as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter

This scene from Twilight is ROMANTIC wei... I jealous cuz I don't have a Valentine =((

Hi Handsome! (It's hard to find a pic of Rob Patty, I mean Pattinson looking good for once!)

If my classmate looked like him, and I happen to sit next to him - I'd probably be swooning. *TayTay I need your warmth to wake me up from this swoon~~~* (OK totally not making sense)

*Sigh* I really had a thing for Cedric Diggory back then. =) Too bad he died too soon!

WOW this pic really reminds me of someone - a former crush I used to have for a short while in high school! (Check similarities between Cedric and the "Crush": Brilliant student, handsome giler babi, thick eyebrows (I am so demented =.=), fair of skin, and athletic, and confident poise all the time!!!!!! (Ok so Cedric joined the Tri-Wizard Tournament thingy - considered athlete in the magical world la k? =.=)

So cute and adorable!!!! (If you can ignore the hairy arms... Sorry but I don't like hairy guys HAHAHAHAH!!!!!)

Hi Handsome =P Nice, smooth skin you have =P

Girls you are allowed to melt you know... Melt now before the next pic

I DID warn you right? =P This is apparently Patty I mean Pattinson's favourite look: The Forgot To Shower Druggie Look.

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Wokays, after the cuci mata servings, it’s time for comparison! Pictars of Yours Truly!  This is your final warning! Scroll no more if you don’t want to get nightmares =Pp

JUST KIDDING. I malas nak edit semua photos to crop out my friends’ faces. So, hop over to FB if you don’t remember how I look. (WAIT, you couldn’t???!!!!!!! Come AGAIN???!!!!!!!!! Wana takao isit nao!!!!! RAWR!!!  XDDDD)

Some of my friends have requested that I privatise my blog. Hmm should I? After all, who READS my blog anyway? =.= Only a few that I know of – so few that I can probably count them all on the fingers of one hand. OKOK, I’ll privatise post featuring those peeps who requested for privacy. Just for you guys okay =) Speaking of locking my posts, apparently the password I used was totally predictable at that time =.= Hence, I’ll create one that requires lotsa brain-scrambling just to figure it out. (ie: Something original la dui!)

Wokays, those pictars sure took a longgggg time to post and look up. =.= Tata til dunno when!

random-ing! on Hup Seng biscuits YUM!

Posted in Cwappe, Random, Showing Off with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 5, 2010 by Poh Ching

Because I am waiting for time to pass (like I’m so damn free like that, I’m so nottttt) so I’ll blog abit lah. Earlier I’ve studied up on Nuisance until want to vomit so yeah, before I throw up lemme eat some Hup Seng biscuits with coffee….. Ahhhhh~~~~ Fattening food but I don’t care, thanks to muay thai I don’t care about calories and blah blah blah (Wait, since when did I ever care?? =.=) Syok sendiri before I go out to syok even more with my Super Chun Chicks & Leng Luis Gang (henceforth abbreviated as Super Chun Chicks).

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Let’s talk about songs, and how they related to the personality or mood I’m in at those times when I loved certain songs.

In junior high (that’s when I actually paid attention to the lyrics of songs =.=), my favs were Linkin Park…. And Linkin Park… And Linkin Park. I was an LP addict, I bought all their CDs, bonus stuffs, and such. Original OKAY! My own money sumore (back then haven’t start work yet so, it WAS a BIG DEAL!) I could listen to LP for hours non-stop, volume on max and my Mum would go

“Ah Gal AHHHHHHHHH mai luan laaaaaaaaaaa Tiam she eh eh sai boh!!!!!”

(Hokkien: Girl AHHHHHHH don’t be noisy laaaaaaaaaa Quiet for a while can or not!!!!!!) Why LP? That time, rebellious little chubby girl mar! I wanted to push away from my conservative parents and see the world for myself! Oh and don’t forget Britney Spears’ “Overprotected” =Pp

OK, so LP, Lost Prophets, Limp Bizkit, Eminem, and such were my fav all the way thru high school. You know, all rebel-rebel and me against the world, my way or the highway type of songs (Now my song is My Way or You’re Stupid by Poh Ching da Rock/Popper! =Pp). Don’t forget POD too. Damn rocker last time. And I also loved JRock – leaning towards bands like Dir en grey and such (Yes, I don’t remember others because, well I’ve outgrown them =.=). My chimp calls that genre “Trash can banging”.

Later, during Form 5, when I ehem was pursued by a lil skinny (used to be =P) monkey, with girls’ fingers (according to mum =.=), and with the fantastic muscled legs and oh-so-shapely butt (that time, I have not fully realised my obsession with guy’s butts…. YET =P But I do know that badminton players have the nicest legs!!!! Woo-hooo!!!!!!) I started listening to Mandarin songs because ehem he loved such songs and so I learnt to listen to them. I like JJ Lin best =) Somehow, I never learnt to like Gay Jay Chou. He can’t sing la okay! Nyanyi cam takde tenaga. Tak emo langsung. If Simon Cowell were to have a say, it’d be something like this:

“You are absolutely boring! You sing in a monotone! It’s a NO.”

Once the relationship was established, I learnt to listen to pop songs! Mandy Moore, M2M, and such…. Lovey-dovey songs. Then my collegemates introduced me to emo-rock songs, such as Hinder, and… such. =.=

Later on, I started listening to Trance!! That was influenced by nobody, and it was a real coincidence, out of the blue. DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, Cascada, and such (Geez I am forgetful =.=).

And now, I don’t really have a fixed genre, but generally I prefer songs of rock/pop, gothic rock, alternative rock, some pop, trance, a bit of punk rock, anything that makes me hyper will do!!!!!!!!

However, I do have my NO-NOs: Lala music. There is one genre for that but I simply can’t remember right now. Oh yes, it’s called TECHNO. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!! Beh tahan those repetitive beats just drives me nuts!!!!!! Someone get a sledgehammer!!!!!!!!

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My darling is the only one in the world who lets me pummel her and she chillaxs at it. =P She is the only doggy I know who is such a bully! As in, bullying in a teasing kinda way, not the “I wanna bite you until you beg for mercy” kind. Eh, something like me wor. I like to bully people just for the heck of kacau-ing them sometimes. She sounds really mean (OKla, I’ve heard worst from her =P), growling and snapping at the other dog but she’s just being evil (eh, like me wor =P) and not really angry or anything. Bully bully bully!!! I’m sooooo proud of Aeris!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! She’s the only dog I know who lets me smack her really loudly and she doesn’t bat an eye (unlike other dogs who will either cringe in fear, or look at me with the evil eye =.=). In fact, she’s happy when I smack her, or pinch her, or whatever her……. =Pp I dislike submissive dogs but Aeris isn’t submissive at all – she’s just as wack as me!!!!!!!! Bleeeekkkkkkkkkk so she also shows her affections to other dogs “wack-style” ala “Poh Ching’s style” :P By bullying others =Pp Sooooo cuuuteeeeeeee right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that she understands English too?????? Isn’t it ah-mai-zing???!!!!!!! I have 3 dogs, 2 of which are stupid. To the Stupids I have to always use the same command words as they only understand those certain few words.

But with Little Miss Intelligent, I speak to her like a human =P If I want her to do something, I say, “What are you supposed to do?” And she does whatever that is required of her =P Ah-mai-zing rite????!!!!!!!!! And sometimes I don’t have to orally express what I’d like her to perform for me. I’d just show her my hand (to High 5) and she’ll gimme a High-5! Sometimes, when I pet another dog’s head, she does her sneaky trick: She slides her head between my arm and my body so that I’m sort-of hugging her already. If I keep ignoring her, she doesn’t get all jealous and attacks the other dog, but she moves her body so that she’s in between the other dog and I. Smart eh????!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you, no matter what happens, if the world ends tomorrow, or if I have to give everything I have away, (CHOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) given two choices, I’ll keep my wallet and Aeris!!!!!!!!!! I’m serious. If there was a major flood or tsunami (FAT chance where I’m staying =P =.=), if I could save ONE living being, that would be Aeris. Even if my chimp called out to me, I’d grab on to Aeris 1st of all. WHY? One, she’d be damned lot more useful than a human. She could function as an alarm against strangers, search for food and water, and keep me company. Don’t matter if she’s small and not scary to strangers – all I need is something to alert me to their presence for me to castrate them! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Don’t worry, lengchais will be spared =P Only those who fulfil PC’s fantasy guy requirements yeah ;P

K gotta go liao buhbye.

His Birthday is Coming UP!!!!!!!!

Posted in Cwappe, Random with tags on February 4, 2010 by Poh Ching

Mark it girls, 11th February is the day Taytay turns 18!!!

RAWR Taytay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s a piccie of the mucho beloved Taylor Lautner!!!! Muah muah muah!!!!!

Looking kinda fair here, but the handsome face is still the same!!!!!!!!!!! Tanned or fair, he looks TOO DAMNED GOOD OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Droolicious and babelicious and sexaylicious and beyond my wildest dreams (YO! Werewolf YO!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes me wanna throw a collar on him!!!!! RAWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All the pedo-ness and Dominatrix appear liao*

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Okay one last pic:

HI, a random thought

Posted in Random, reminiscence with tags , , on February 4, 2010 by Poh Ching

Now only I know that someone………. dun really like me T_________________T

Sob sob no wonder my attempts to be friendly wasted =.=

Am I that unlikeable????? T_______________T

I guess I can’t have everything……………. T________________T

Ah well. Somehow I’m not as upset as I should be (Should I even bother to be upset? =.=). Just one of those people… Who may probably never cross the line to be more than an acquaintance. Or maybe it’s just me.

So far, I have lots of acquaintances, whose contacts I have but never utilised. There are some who seems to be prima facie acquaintainces, but on talking to them those once or twice, I realise that they could be more than mere acquaintainces. No matter how close we seem to be, sometimes we’ll never strike the right chemistry to be able to click.

Unlike some others, who I’ve not met or even kept in touch for donkey years – but we still recognise each other as friends. FRIENDS, not ACQUAINTANCES! The term “Friends” on its own has several levels of “friendship” (eg: close friends, best friends, casual friends, “frenemies”, etc), but I’m not going into detail here. A friend is someone who I feel at ease with them, or who expanded that little bit of energy in my direction (in simple terms, to help me out, by giving a little advice, help me out with my studies, etc =.=). Just that lil bit of acceptance of who I am (how crazy I am, or how lame I am, don’t care what I wear (“That’s PC!”) and such…), or care shown to me (picks me up from work, chats me up when I’m lonely, invites me to lunch, talks to me for hours when I’m depressed) – qualifies them to be a Friend. Don’t have to talk everyday, or give me birthday presents (Nao, don’t get ideas =Pp) or have the same interests, but, as long you can click with mua, keep up with my craps and advice me when I need it – you’ve got in me a Friend =)

(P.s. The one category of “Friend” that I don’t really like is “Fake Friends“. Your fake-ness is obvious, blah!)

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HAHAH! I knew it! I always knew it! But you just never admitted it! HAHAAHAHAHAH

I’m not upset about it cuz it’s a small thing (that was years ago =.=) but still, HAHAHA! I always knew it was true! XDDDD I’m not a mind-reader but I can read you like a book (Still do, I think =P)!

This proves one thing : Watashiwa t-ensai! (Japanese: I am a genius!!!) NYAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! *evil Sakuragi Hanamichi laugh*

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This is the wall on my phone =P

Sooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! RAWR I just LOVEEEEEEEEEE a boy in WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWRRRRR White just screams INNOCENCE!!!!!! I rike!!!!!!!!! *Cougar mode ON*

Ying suggested that I find my “Very Own Taylor Lautner” in Malaysia =.= ala MTV’s “My Very Own Celebrity”. Sigh. That show’s “look-alike” do NOT look anything like the star they were supposed to look like at all =.=. Maybe I could find someone named Taylor, but he’d probably not have the face nor the pecs. =.=” le sigh. Okay so back to dreaming and reaming and dreaming……. Well there’s always my imaginary boyfriend =P HAHAHAHAHA looks like I’ll be dating my imaginary boyfriend for Valentine’s too =.=

Oh hey, who wanna be mine…. Just for the day/night? TAYTAY I AM WAITING =PP

Posted in Random with tags on February 3, 2010 by Poh Ching

One. Fish you, Miss Mosquito. (All bloodsuckers are FEMALES, by the way – the males only drink nectar – so FISH YOU, MISS Mosquito!!!!!)

Two. DAMN I forgot what I wanted to say when Uncle called. Pffft. Oh yeah. Now I remember. Who wanna volunteer to be my VALENTINE!!!!!!!!????????

Requirements:

1. Cute

2. Muscular

3. Nice butt (Important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

5. Shapely legs

6. Looks like a 16 year old. (Oh yeah feed my pedo-ness =P)

7. Fair of skin

8. PRIORITY: Looks like Taylor Lautner or Jan O Jorgensen.

A Sign from Something

Posted in Random with tags , , , , , , , on February 1, 2010 by Poh Ching

Finally, after donkey years of excruciating period cramps (discounting the times when I had the benefit of cuddling in the muscular arms of a special somebody muahahaha :P ) – today (or since midnight :P ) my period is relatively painless. Once in awhile, there is slight discomfort but generally, I am still my wacky and happy self. I don’t have mood swings (No snapping at people like a crocodile out of the blue or crying a river for no good reason), which is greeaatttt. This is a sign. This year, I am gonna Ffffiiisssshhhh (in a good way =P) that exam! I remember that every time I sit for a major exam (PMR, SPM, Al-Level, LLB Intermediate, LLB 1st Year) my Aunt ALWAYS visits on the FIRST DAY OF EXAMS!!!! My periods are usually accurate, but as long there’s a MAJOR exam coming up, she’ll DELAY/ADVANCE on FIRST DAY. Stupid Aunty!!!!! LOL!! And I remember my dad always saying “Why do you look so pale??? Are you anaemic??” EVERY TIME he fetches me to the examination place. (Well it’s the only time where the dad and I spend together, so that’s the only time he actually notices that I’m ALIVE. “Ohh, I have a daughter?? She’s how old?? Sixteen??” =.= Yes my dad has actually forgotten my birthday and even my age before =.=)

Back to the topic, IT’S A SIGN of GOOD PROSPECTS. No period cramps. I remember lying in bed sleeping all day, cursing period cramps a few days before sitting for an exam. Now, as exams draw near, NO PMS!!!!!!!!! Yay me!!!!!!!


IT’S A SIGN!!!!!!

(Oh yes, I turn from a “scientific proof” girl into a believer of “anything mystical/magical” when its the exam period. I pray like mad =.= Pray with me nao!!!!!!!!!! Everybody yar!!!!!!!!!)

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(p.s Yay! The spot where my wisdom tooth is pushing through is now not itchy no more! Yay me!!!!!! ^^)

HI Hotness, say Hi to my friends =P

Posted in Random with tags , , , , on January 30, 2010 by Poh Ching

This handsome guy needs no introduction, I believe =P

BTW, who wanna oogle watch Taylor Lautner in Valentine’s Day with me? (The MOVIE lol!) I dunno when it’s coming out here though… I’d better get some paper bags in case I puke at the sight of Taytay making out with Taylor Swift on-screen =P I don’t care how lousy the movie turns out to be, as long Taytay chippendales acts in it! RAWR!

so the random, bad england purposely wann

Posted in Random on January 30, 2010 by Poh Ching

Ever heard of writing the ending before going thru the MIDDLE part of the story? Well I just did =.= I almost completed like 70% of the epilogue to my fiction. Geez. That burst of creative writing has come and gone though. Now I’m terbantut again and, its back to the law books *grumbles*.

(p.s. I am kinda proud that my writing isn’t influenced by current writers. I try my darnest to make sure that the story I’m writing keeps to what I envisioned it to be.)