I feel so lazy. Sleepy? Not as of now, I had strong coffee again this morning. Eyes wide open but my body betrays me. IN fact if one could see how my brain functions, one would know that not a single neurons happen to be exploding in my brain. Lame nya I still remember Mr. R’s joke, but not anything else. Okay, I remember a certain cute guy, who coincidentally called me out of the blue this afternoon. 
I am so tired. :/ Since last night til early in the afternoon, all I hear are noise. Really no mood to do anything. I believe I am more productive even during PMS. Damn. MAYbe it’s the junk food I eat all day. Instant noodles, eating Milo and drinking black coffee and bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No surprise that my brain isn’t functioning too well.
Feed me! Feed me! I need nutritious, good, healthy food! Not simple sugars and GSC!!
Damn. Really no mood to do anything. I feel like crying out of self-imposed frustration. Seriously self-imposed okay. OKay LA I can blame the old cow at home who is a real good-for-nothing grumbling shouting mumbling and having a one-sided conversation with herself. I really don’t care – but for the cow speaking in my direction. I sit my butt upstairs, she comes upstairs. I move downstairs, she moves downstairs. Damn it leave me alone! I need some peace and quiet damn it. If you’re not well keep silent okay. Tak payah grumble 24/7. Syok ke merepek 24/7?
Yes, yes, lock myself in my room? You think I’m a rabbit? I can’t stay in my room for hours okay damn it. I need to breathe okay. ARGGGGH I can’t succeed in drowning in music either. I feel like throwing up.
Tomorrow I have to fly over to the post office to renew my license. Damn there goes RM150 out the window just like that. Then later I’ve got to jump over to the bank to sort out my bank account. Might be a little late for class tomorrow. OKay I don’t know how late, I try not to be alright?
What do you do when you get stressed? People scratch their heads, rub their nose, stomp their feet, pull their hairs, whatever. When I stress, I clench my jaws so tight it hurts, I get a dull headache, I snap easily. Somehow though, if I’m lucky enough at that moment to have someone beside me, all the stress goes away. Or if not that someone, even a little doggy I call Aeris sitting with me makes me feel at ease.
Hey! Speak of Aeris, I taught her a cute trick! It’s called “Obey what Poh Ching says and ignore everyone else :p”. Okay – not really but it would be awesome 
So far, the little girl knows how to shake hands, sit, and act cute 24/7. I do not need a little piece of treat to “motivate” her to do them, she does it on command. Okay, I don’t COMMAND her, I REQUEST it of her. I’m sure you have seen dog owners in a stern voice telling their pets what to do, don’t ya? Well, I’m different. I don’t make my dog submit to me, rather I make them do as I say by their own free will. How?
1st: Establish a bond with your dog. 2nd: Be cute when you want her to do something. Cajol her. Instead of “Sit! SIT! SITT!!” – and when the dog ignores you – “Stupid dog! SIITT DOWN! Come here!“, I say go “Sit darling, yay! Clever girl! You’re so brilliant!“, or “I want….!!!!!” when I want her to give me her paw – muddy as it may be. Specific training method? Muahahaha ask me personally, maybe I’ll share it with you
I’ve never raised my hand at Aeris before – like I’ve seen many owners do. You threaten your dog to do something? Would you threaten your friend to do something? NO! You would ask nicely, saying for example, ‘Please do this for me, please? I really don’t know how to..?” NOT “You better do it NOW, or ELSE!!!” That is s39 OAPA 1988 assault okay! Lol.
Oops oh yeah where was I? The new trick I taught her. The “Wait” trick. She’s may NOT eat until I give my say so. I can place a bowl of her favourite meal right under her nose, and walk away and she’ll NOT even sniff it. Muahahaha. She can look at the food all she wants to, but she is NOT allowed to put even one pawstep nearer. When I sat “Wait,”, she looks at the food, and looks at me, back at the food, licks her lips, and the cycle repeats until I say, “OK!” ;P The cow tried to break Aeris‘ concentration, by throwing a small piece of bone in front of Aeris. Being hungry as she already was, the little girl jumped on the bone – out of instinct perhaps. “NO! Don’t eat it!” I snapped at her. Too late, she had already swallowed the piece of bone. Immediately Aeris sat back down, but this time with a deep frown on her forehead – the guilty look. When I approached her, Aeris bowed down – until she was practically lying on the floor – in doggy language – the “submissive” stance. Remember I did not even touch her. I then indicated that she sit up, not lie down. She did. Then I gave her allowance to eat her food. She made to eat, but then stopped and looked at me with the “Really? I can? Could I?” look. Her face is really expressive okay, brown eyes big big so cute So I assured her by rubbing her head. Only then she started eating.
Am I cruel? Er, would I be guilty if I say no? Got actus reas but no mens rea? Hey, I’m Aeris‘ mommy okay I’m teaching her obedience out of lurve. ;P
Hmm, suddenly I don’t feel stressed anymore. OK, I’m going to study Criminal Law now. Jya! (Japanese: Bye!)
