Final Fantasy freakks come and watch!!!!

This is a HILARIOUS video, a parody of Final Fantasy. Here’s the link:

http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/858080

The Prince

Once upon a time in a land far far away.

A beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hops onto the princess’s lap and said “Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you, however and I will turn back into the handsome prince that I am and then my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother.

You can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy and grateful doing so.”

That night, the princess dined sumptuously on frog legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce.

She chuckled and said to herself “I don’t think so”.

From lowyat.net Forums.

(p.s. Nice meh onion cream sauce? I prefer the Chinese stir-fried style with herbs. :p)

sigh sigh sigh.

Sigh. Everyday I wake up with the feeling that I’m having menstrual cramps. Period on the way. Le sigh. I just told my girlfriend that I’m still at home online and she replied that she just woke up. Its 2.30 in the day??? Gosh. Some people have the luxury to sleep in. ME? I don’t feel like I could afford it. I feel guilty for sleeping a little bit longer. Although prima facie I wake up in the middle of day myself, ut I compensate for it late at night. I became a night bird since 2nd sem started. At night, its so quiet and peaceful. No sound, nobody talking, nobody coming into my room at random to annoy me. Just me and the books.

Sigh. I feel like I’m always catching up. I’m so behind in studies. Sigh.

Sigh. Why is my life wrecked with idiots who act like they’re so smart? Bastards who should shut up and go look in the mirror and see who is staring back at them.

Sigh. Why do I have to put up with crap? Its not fair.

Sigh. Why can’t I have a normal life?

Sigh. Can’t sick idiots just shut the hell up?

Sigh. Making mistakes does not make one a failure, but blaming others for the mistake is what makes you a failure. Le sigh. Why do I have to put up with so much crap? Its not fair.

Sigh. I can’t get what I want – need. I’m going to change my lifestyle again. Le sigh. Why the dramatic change. Le sigh. According to common law, frustration is NOT hardship, inconvenience or material loss. It is IMPOSSIBILITY to achieve an aim. Le sigh. So I can’t say I’m frustrated because……. I’m not?

Sigh. Life is so unfair. I feel like taking a giant vacuum cleaner and suck up those rubbish into a big bag and dump it into the sun. Sigh.

I don’t think I’m making any sense now.

LE SIGH. 2nd home here I come with the gigantic backpack I’m famous for.

Sigh SIGH SIGH.

Just pondering….

• Quotes of the Day:

“If you don’t like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious. If you do like him, he can turn his plate over into your lap and you won’t mind.” – Oscar Wilde

“There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.” -Anais Nin

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Charles Dickens

‘Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.’ – Dr. Suess

‘

If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.’

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

A man may make many mistakes, but is not a failure until he starts blaming someone else for them.

A true friend is one who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re half-cracked.

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
– Raymond Lindquist

Letting go doesn’t mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
– Anon

Loving someone is setting them free, letting them go.
– Kate Winslet

True love doesn’t have a happy ending, because true love never ends. Letting go is one way of saying I love you.
– Author Unknown

Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another’s personhood.
– Karen Casey

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn’t the end of the world, it’s the beginning of a new life.
– Author Unknown

Love Is Like Quicksand:
The Deeper You Fall In It The Harder It Is To Get Out

I could never regret loving you
because even if you didn’t love me anymore,
I know that you once did and

that is the most wonderful feeling
because I never thought that I deserved your love

Loving unconditional means
forgiving and learning to live with his imperfections.
Because in the end you’ll realize
that’s what you love the most.

True love is, when everything in the world is going wrong,
all you have to do is look at that special person and,
suddenly, everything in the world is right again.

//–>

Love is just a word till someone you meet gives it a meaning. (I can’t agree with this more! Sigh….)

Loving someone is loving that someone
despite that person’s flaws and weakness.

You know you love someone when you
cannot put into words how they make you feel.

You may not have heard me speak to you that I love you,
but the way that I look into your eyes,
the way I smile when you pass by,
and the way that my heart feels when you are near…
all speaks of what best describes the love that I feel.

Love is holding that special someone closely
and realizing that is still isn’t close enough.

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me

Letting go, even if it hurts,
doesn’t mean you have to let go of everything.
You just have to let go of the person
and your feelings for her/him
but the memories will always be there
whether it’s good or bad.
Because everytime you remember those memories,
it will always put a smile into your heart.
And be glad that once in your life this person
made you happy and put colors into your life
even if it’s just for a while.

My mind tells me to give up,
but my heart won’t let me.

ou don’t love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,

Of all forms of caution,
caution in love is the most fatal.

When one is in love,
one always begins by deceiving one’s self,
and one always ends by deceiving others.
That is what world calls a romance.

Love is a great master.
It teaches us to be what we never were.

Your lover should not complete you,
but compliment you

A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.

One advantage of marriage,
it seems to me,
is that when you fall out of love with him,
or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again.

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

People say that you’re going the wrong way when it’s simply a way of your own – Angelina Jolie

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Its true that we dont know what we’ve got until we lose it,but its also true that we dont know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Lastly,

My love, forgive me for who I was, what I did, and what I cannot change. Love me now for who I can be, and what I plan to accomplish. If you can’t, then just love me because my heart loves you, unconditionally.

(p.s I don’t re-quote  if I don’t agree with them.)

(p.s.s. SOMEBODY SUCKS!!! And you know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Paradox

If you shower me, I will not push you away nor accept it.

I don’t want it yet I crave it.

I don’t show it yet I feel it.

Paradox: That explains about me quite somewhat.

Nothing.

At 1st, i thought it might be difficult, and to some extent it is true, I did suffer for days, all day between waking and sleeping. But after 3 days n nights, which felt like a week to me – i stopped hurting. I had decided to let go, why suffer that pleasurable ache, of longing, of frustration, of fake indifference? It wud x go away unless i let go. I did worry a little that shd i begin to let go, it wud die n nvr return. So now i feel no pain, only indifference. Its easy to ignore once i let go, istd of hoping and hoping n hoping hopelessly.. A paradox. Now i can listen to songs w/o really listening.. Wic i rbr used to only remind me. Why let go, isnt it too quick to decide? For, if i hadnt done so, i wud stil be pining, hours pass by like minutes yet the days seemed like 4ever. Im now able to reject a cherub’s invitation as i do easily to the ordinary. I m proud of myself. I can now concentrate on my life w/o disruption.

Hanging on an imaginary edge

Dum de dum. I’ve got two as yet not done assignments now. I’m gonna to do miracle job tonight.

I wonder if Nicole would agree to another study session out of class. I wonder how long her patience with me will be. I know Wei Loke has NO patience at all to sit and lecture me on anything longer than 3 sentences. Ah well. I’d better get to those assignments or the tutors are gonna mark my face and remember my name.

blogging

Now, I’ve been thinking whether to shift back to Blogger. Should I? Simply because Blogger allows ads. :p And allows me to customize more on the theme. BUT, why DID I move form Blogger onto WordPress in the 1st place? Well well I have to go check whether Blogger now has the feature I want. If it does, …. I might be swayed.

My two-legged Darling said he might be interested in blogging should it be able to reap in the $$$... via ads of course. What could he possibly blog about anyways? Oh blog about how hot girls look in micro-minis. Or how sweet those lala girls looks in spandex leggings and multi-layers of clothes in the sunny Malaysian weather. Or how I should perm my hair into instant noodles. Or go hydrochloric acid my hair blonde. Or how cute he looks in long-sleeves. Or how fine he looks in white shirts. Or how come he seems to be perpetually a 3rd Former like forever. Or why he can’t put down that stupid game known as DOTA. Ops, OK not stupid, the the GAMER who is stupid:P

WOKAYYY I take that back, I’m not calling him stupid, he’s so cute, so fine so adorable and so clever I can’t call him stupid for playing a game…. HAHAHA… I hate it when he plays.. He’ll sit all day and night and munch on junk food.. And we all know what junk food gives you – pimples, oily skin, and FAT. How I hate guys with a tummy. OOPS. Sorry babe. He doesn’t have that ugly tummy the last time I met him though.

Ah here I go again. OKla. Jyaa!

The pot. (See post before)

The pot

Yea super shortcut I know.